fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via just-some-weirdo)

hrrys:

"you STILL like one direction?"

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(via riyal)

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

(Source: vangoghsgoodear, via fake-mermaid)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via ugly)

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

(via burgerkid)

transcripts:

it makes me sad to see these people have already adventures with their favorite someone ahead of them and i’m still figuring how things really work

(via humorking)

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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(via dulect)

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

(Source: cutefollower, via beyoncescock)