griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

(via fake-mermaid)

netflx:

Are you from france cause notre daaammmmnn 

(Source: accidently, via pizza)

masturbending:

will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters

(via phobias)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via legalmexican)

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(via dutchster)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via departured)

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

(via jerkofficial)

overfierce:

audible, kindle or an actual book?

(via crystallized-teardrops)